The Great Mystery

The U.S. authorities (such as they are), are reportedly concerned about the massacre of Iraqi civilians by theMarines in an Iraqi town called Haditha. After sending an email to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, congratulating them on a “terrific bust”, Marine Commandant, General Hagee pointed out that there could be future pitfalls for the Canadians. “Just look at us”, General Hagee said, with that crooked smile he shows so often when he’s sharing an intimate secret…”Just hold a press conference and tell those media assholes that anyone found guilty will be held accountable. And don’t give it a second thought if you massaged the message a bit, cuz it don’t matter…you’ll find that they ‘re real respectful and pick up on it right away.”